GUY CODE


Now a lot of people keep asking what the guy code is all about. Well, Danny is about to reveal that secret to you guys today ladies inclusive so you get to understand why we do the things we do. Now I got from the MTV base guys who run this show. if you have a habit of breaking any of these little nuggets of
wisdom, I’m betting you probably don’t have too many friends. Here are 50 rules men live by.

1. Bros before hoes, obviously. That encompasses a lot, like…
2. Never try to steal your friend’s girl.
3. Never go after a girl your friend is already going after. “Dibs”
is in effect.
4. Never date/bang your friends’ exes, even if they say it’s
okay.
5. Don’t date/bang your friends’ sisters, no matter what you’ve
learned from sitcoms.
6. Don’t bang your friends’ moms. I mean, seriously, dude.
7. Whoever got laid most recently has to play wingman.
8. Don’t cheat on your woman. It’s douchey. But…
9. If your friend cheats on his woman, you take that shit to your
grave.
10. Never dis your friend’s woman to his face. Wait till they
break up.
11. When they do break up, tell him everything you hated about
her. If you don’t have anything, make something up.
12. When your friend gets dumped, it’s your responsibility to
get him laid (or at least drunk).
13. When you first meet your friend’s new girl, act like she’s all
he ever talks about.
14. Don’t brag about how many women you’ve slept with.
That’s what assholes do.
15. Never cock-block your friend. Ever.
16. Talk up your friends around girls, but…
17. Feel free to humiliate and ridicule your friends around guys.
That’s how we know we like each other.
18. Pick up the fucking bar tab when it’s your turn. No excuses.
If you’re broke, stay at home.
19. Don’t take a sip from another man’s drink.
20. When your buddy gets too drunk, it’s okay to let him make
an ass out of himself for a while, but know when to step in.
21. Don’t let your friend drive home plastered. At least shove
him in a cab.
22. Don’t use a urinal right next to another dude if there’s
another one available. And while you’re in there…
23. Keep your eyes on your own junk. No peek-sneaking.
24. If there’s an attendant in the men’s room, tip him. But only
once.
25. If your friend gets in a fight, you have to back him up.
Doesn’t matter if he’s in the wrong.
26. If a friend calls you from jail, you have to be the one to bail
him out.
27. If your buddy is moving, you have to help.
28. If your buddies are helping you move, beer and pizza is on
you.
29. If your friend dies, delete his internet search history first,
mourn later.
30. Never take your friend’s last beer.
31. Wipe down the equipment at the gym when you’re done
with it.
32. Don’t give another man unsolicited advice at the gym,
either. He will think you’re a dick and he’ll be right.
33. Don’t complain or whine about anything. If you got a
problem, do something to fix it.
34. Don’t gossip, either. You’re above that kind of shit.
35. Don’t take the middle seat on the couch… unless you’re
really stoned.
36. If you’re the best man at his wedding, you must get a
stripper for the bachelor party, no matter what he says he wants.
37. Own at least one suit.
38. Pay attention to current events.
39. Read a goddamn book every once in a while.
40. Carry business cards at all times.
41. Don’t take credit for work you didn’t do.
42. Never try to pass a quote off as your own. If you’re gonna
say it, know who said it first and give them credit.
43. Unless you’re in a tux, don’t wear a bow tie. We all know
you’re just trying to stand out.
44. Don’t argue with anyone in email or text. When dealing with
the written word, at least attempt to play it cool.
45. When watching a great game in public, it’s fine to go a little
crazy, but dude…know the line.
46. Repay your goddamn debts, no matter how old or how small.
47. Don’t beat around the bush. Say what you mean.
48. Don’t dick your co-worker friends over. Saying it’s “just
business” doesn’t excuse shit and you know it.
49. If you give someone your word, fucking keep it
50. Any violation of any of these rules constitutes an ass-
beating.

Now you know! This is Danny world.

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